Hi!

Here’s a nice photo of my mug. Big fan of appetizers, Ink Master, complementary in-flight Biscoff cookies, the 2018 Met, deep sea creatures, cold pizza, and sidewalk chalk. Anti-horse. Don’t trust ‘em.

I write ads. The kind that don’t make you want to gouge your eyes out when they interrupt your favorite show or sporting event or [insert other thing that’s cooler than watching an ad here]. Which might be why you’re reading this in the first place, because my DJ bookings are through a different website.

P.S. my bio’s way better in person. 👇

katiemmerifield@gmail.com

I’m employable, I swear.